Anonymous asked: lol what do you think about that diet everyones talking about? i actually did it a few months ago and it works fast as shit. (no spaces) TUMBLR SUMMER DIET xDOTx COM

noooOOOOO

youlovetheblazer:

The way to a man’s heart is through his electromagnetic shrapnel prevention chamber.

The way to a man’s heart is through his electromagnetic shrapnel prevention chamber.

I will never not laugh at this.

potatoandotherwise:

prettylittledwighthoustonlover:

potatoandotherwise:

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,

WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,

THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,

AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,

HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL

BUT SHE’S STILL PREOCCUPIED

WITH

You were waiting for this weren’t you

I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.

career

youlovetheblazer:

plot twist: the doctor’s name is chicka chicka slim shady.

plot twist: the doctor’s name is chicka chicka slim shady.

death-by-fangirl:

deanprincesster:

a romantic comedy where a cynical atheist girl ironically signs up for christian mingle and ends up falling in love with a member of the westboro baptist church

plot twist: the member is female

WHY ISNT THIS A THING

Australian Slang

spag bol: spaghetti bolognese
maccas: mcdonalds
ranga: person with red hair (from orangutan!)
woop woop: the middle of nowhere (very far away)
arvo: afternoon (see also: s'arvo, meaning, this afternoon)
chrissy: christmas
thongs: "flip-flops" them things that go on your feet
bikkies: biscuit
prawn: the much better version of "shrimp"
brekkie: breakfast
bludge: to not do anything/skip school (see also: bludger, a person who routinely skives off)
chokkers: really full
bogan: the Australian version of rednecks but with less guns
drongo: dumbarse, idiot
mozzie: a mosquito
chook: a chicken
dropkick: useless loser